Shitebook

First of all, hello to the one person reading this. Congratulations, you're officially a complete saddo. Go get some friends. Secondly, I am having some Facebook-related difficulties. In that I think it's shit. Honestly, the amount of ignoramuses on there puts George 'Dubya' Bush and Forrest Gump to shame. (Yes, those 2 names are interchangeable).

Let us take the case of the England shirt...now let it be known that I hate flags. I do not have any feelings for a piece of cloth with a drawing on it. I have no opinion. Do not care. So when people get all agitated about it, I think it's...hmm...what's the phrase. FUCKING RIDICULOUS? So, these groups appear about 'foreigners making us indigenous English people take off our England shirts because it offends them, fuck them right, they can go back to their country, this is my country etc etc...' Of course, as I am able to articulate and spell a lot better, that was probably not a very accurate example. Come OOOOONN. Do you REALLY think anyone gives a SHIT what fucking shirt you're wearing? Get your head out of your own (incredibly fat and lardy) arse for a moment and think about it. While you're at it, stop reading tabloid newspapers, they're killing your brain cell (I am presuming you just have one...?). All this overly patriotic bollocks, I dislike patriotism as well as a matter of fact. See Bill Hicks..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fIG4fokmdk I agree wholeheartedly, and it's funny.

I think the point I'm trying to make is that I am still astounded about how many moronic individuals occupy this planet and am feeling very sad about it. You may not agree with my sentiments, quite frankly I do not care, I am absolutely fed up of uneducated people spouting garbage like this.

To end on a somewhat happier note, I am very happy generally, at present [:)] but this stuff really gets me down. *SIGH*

Here is a song I like, not a big fan of hers, but this is cool, good ol' William Orbit! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E4-9yKTv_I

Chaz x

Spring

Spring is in the air! The sun is out, the trees are going to start growing leaves and shit and already I see people trying to pretend it's Summer by wearing shorts in the hopes they'll get a tan. I still find the whole 'trying to get a tan' thing amusing.

Anyway, I don't really have anything to moan about; my new year of being positive is working so far. I usually become incredibly bogged down with stupid stuff, or with other people's issues or with something else I can't change. What's the point I ask?

Ah well...I have a good feeling that 2010 is going to be a good one and anyone who thinks otherwise can (kindly) f*ck off .:)

I know this is old.

This video is still so great to watch. Ok Go -Here it Goes Again. A video with treadmills! Genius!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTAAsCNK7RA

I done a blog.

I do neglect this ol' blog thingy-me-jig.

What's been happening in my world? Hmm.

I cannot wait to see Nick Griffin on Question Time, as it gives me somewhere to channel my anger. (I am often angry, and often for no discernible reason so it's nice to shout at a racist man on TV). I read The Daily Mail online most days to check what crap they're writing and especially to check out the reader comments. My heart sinks when I read so many green arrow-ed comments saying things like 'The BNP stands up for the 'indigenous population', they're preserving 'our heritage' blah blah. My instant reaction is to say 'FUCK OFF', but then I realise that's the kind of inarticulate thing a BNP supporter might say. I don't understand it, at all. We're all in the same boat on this planet, we're all going to end up dead, we might as well just get along with each other and stop listening to the crazy rants of a googly-eyed, scrotum-faced racist man. Sadly, not everyone agrees with me. I think we can all agree that he is googly-eyed though.

I'm off work sick, during what is arguably my busiest week in months. Why couldn't it have been next week!? So you can picture the scene; I'm lying on my sofa, pyjamas, surrounded by tissues and with a very sore nose. :( I'm accepting any sympathy coming my way. Although, in the grand scheme of things, a cold is the least of anyones worries.

I like this song at the moment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bWeffwX6JM

This post summarises how my brain tends to work...in no particular order. I have the sudden urge to shout out 'SOMEBODY GET A SPONGE' and with that I go back to blowing my nose. *blows* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O01kDSs-xzA

The Nuts are Watching

I'm just eating a brownie (yes, I'm being healthy), and noticed on the back it says 'Made in an area where nuts are present'.
I just have this really weird mental image of these life-sized peanuts standing around trying to distract the workers at this 'Brownie Factory' from doing their jobs properly. Or maybe the nuts are their bosses. Nah, that just sounds silly doesn't it! Nuts wouldn't make good managers...
Speaking of brownies, I had a dream that I was marginally overweight and it scared me so much I walked to work this morning for the exercise. I listen to my dreams dammit!

I'm blogging off, and be aware, there may be nuts present at YOUR office without your knowledge.

Shallow Musings

Yes, due to phenomenal public demand (just the one person actually), I have decided to write a new blog post!
Now, what have I found out about myself since my last proper post? If I'm being honest, absolutely nothing, but let me think.

• I think I need anger management classes or SOMETHING. I have an incredible ability to fly off the handle and be really really horrible. And then regret it half an hour later. See, I'm not all bad. Which moves onto my next point.
• I am far too impulsive - this could get me into serious trouble. What if one day, I decide it might be a good idea to rob a bank, in the nude, brandishing an axe? I imagine others might find this marginally appealing...oh come on, you'd be curious, don't lie. My impulsivity extends to me saying or doing things I later think was just insane. Maybe I AM insane.
• I need to stop being insane.

Oooh, who watched the Oscars? Not me...moving on...


Everyone MUST watch Benjamin Button, I know some people found it a drag, but I don't understand why...come on ladies, Brad Pitt at least should be enough to hold your attention. It is well worth the wait just to see him in all his stunning glory...there is one scene when he's wearing a white t-shirt, sun-glasses on, he just looked like heaven. In fact I had a Brad Pitt dream the night before, maybe that was why I got especially excited. Not in that way (really).

Stuff and things

Firstly, I completely forgot I had a blog. Secondly, I don't have anything to write really. Thirdly, I don't expect anyone to read this ANYway. So I suppose I'm kind of talking to myself here.
I will probably write more stuff in here in the near future, if I can be bothered. Not much to say really.
Well, this was nice.